60 Onion News Network http://www.theonion.com/onn/ en-us 2012 The Onion, Inc. no 2012 The Onion, Inc.Comedyhttp://tv.theonion.comhttp://www.theonion.com/content/themes/onion/assets/onn/itunes_med.jpgOnion News Network Meet The Man Inside The Nicolas Cage Costume The Onion Yes Wed, 8 Feb 2012 13:00:00 -0500 http://www.theonion.com/video/meet-the-man-inside-the-nicolas-cage-costume,27318/ <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/ToixGpTVixza20HF72t3wIXTj68/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/ToixGpTVixza20HF72t3wIXTj68/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/ToixGpTVixza20HF72t3wIXTj68/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/ToixGpTVixza20HF72t3wIXTj68/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?a=4FTAQIkOIPU:pu8l1zJmhik:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/OnionNewsNetwork?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" 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