http://www.avclub.com/feed/dailyThe A.V. ClubTue, 24 Nov 2009 02:42:00 -0600http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/avclub/daily/~3/RGsZIERbuRI/"The Vengeance Formulation" might be my favorite <em>Big Bang Theory</em> so far this season. It didn't have any single plotline that was as sustained in hilarity as last week's Sheldon and Penny extravaganza, but both plotlines were warmly funny, both treated the characters as actual human beings, and both managed to - gasp! - continue with plots introduced in previous episodes. I think I've said before that <em>The Big Bang Theory</em> is a very good show that's not quite a great one, but there are times when the great show it could be peeks through from behind whatever ... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/nSFIOQmblPY1PfORxEXA_qx2Tng/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/nSFIOQmblPY1PfORxEXA_qx2Tng/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/nSFIOQmblPY1PfORxEXA_qx2Tng/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/nSFIOQmblPY1PfORxEXA_qx2Tng/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=RGsZIERbuRI:-ujRBbrnG08:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=RGsZIERbuRI:-ujRBbrnG08:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=RGsZIERbuRI:-ujRBbrnG08:UT3xtbGYFzA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=UT3xtbGYFzA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/avclub/daily/~4/RGsZIERbuRI" height="1" width="1"/>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:42:00 -0600http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-vengeance-formulation,35725/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://www.avclub.com/articles/the-vengeance-formulation,35725/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://feeds.theonion.com/~r/avclub/daily/~3/sSLkTQzvruE/A pre-Thanksgiving, absurdist treat courtesy of <em>Late Night With Jimmy Fallon</em>, Will Smith, possibly DJ Jazzy Jeff, and the spirit of Neil Young: Now all Fallon has to do is get Will Smith to come on and cover "Heart Of Gold" and the circle will be complete.  <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/YFVXU5ZJlqXojidMHBTY4d2F1e0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/YFVXU5ZJlqXojidMHBTY4d2F1e0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/YFVXU5ZJlqXojidMHBTY4d2F1e0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/YFVXU5ZJlqXojidMHBTY4d2F1e0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=sSLkTQzvruE:TqSBssfoacU:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=sSLkTQzvruE:TqSBssfoacU:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=sSLkTQzvruE:TqSBssfoacU:UT3xtbGYFzA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=UT3xtbGYFzA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/avclub/daily/~4/sSLkTQzvruE" height="1" width="1"/>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:03:00 -0600http://www.avclub.com/articles/neil-young-chills-out-max-relaxes-all-cool-on-jimm,35724/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://www.avclub.com/articles/neil-young-chills-out-max-relaxes-all-cool-on-jimm,35724/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://feeds.theonion.com/~r/avclub/daily/~3/A3Nl43hhZhI/Now six features into his career, director <a target="_blank" href="/articles/wes-anderson,13580/">Wes Anderson</a> has established himself as the most distinctive comedy auteur of his generation, with an instantly recognizable style that’s defined by crispy composed images, idiosyncratic pop soundtracks, and a tone that balances dry wit and deep melancholy. Though his debut feature, 1996’s <i>Bottle Rocket</i>, only drew a small coterie of followers—mostly on video, in the wake of his MTV Movie Award for Best New Filmmaker—Anderson raised his profile enormously with his 1998 follow-up <i><a target="_blank" href="/articles/rushmore,19475/">Rushmore</a></i>, which revived Bill Murray’s critical reputation and influenced a wave of indie films ... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/l4P46zi41Rjb86hgq5HGM9xjn3k/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/l4P46zi41Rjb86hgq5HGM9xjn3k/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/l4P46zi41Rjb86hgq5HGM9xjn3k/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/l4P46zi41Rjb86hgq5HGM9xjn3k/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=A3Nl43hhZhI:AUShTVslcfQ:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=A3Nl43hhZhI:AUShTVslcfQ:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=A3Nl43hhZhI:AUShTVslcfQ:UT3xtbGYFzA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=UT3xtbGYFzA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/avclub/daily/~4/A3Nl43hhZhI" height="1" width="1"/>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600http://www.avclub.com/articles/wes-anderson,35688/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://www.avclub.com/articles/wes-anderson,35688/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://feeds.theonion.com/~r/avclub/daily/~3/YzU8p8fU_yo/Christmas music is cheesy, right? And <a target="_blank" href="/artists/neil-diamond,5327/">Neil Diamond</a> is totally shameless. So it stands to reason that a Neil Diamond Christmas album would be like a drunken Vegas soirée catered by the Melting Pot. It’s true that Diamond’s gut-busting style sometimes misfires—“The Christmas Song,” for instance, has a backing track that sounds stripped from a karaoke machine. But more often, it’s pretty juicy holiday ham: See the guttural “Later on—<i>ach!</i>—we’ll conspire” and the totally hammy chorus-girls ending of “Winter Wonderland.” Or the opening track, “Cherry Cherry Christmas,” which we know Diamond wrote ... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/JqOgji9FTEHQ2q02BZaS8bq7DC8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/JqOgji9FTEHQ2q02BZaS8bq7DC8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/JqOgji9FTEHQ2q02BZaS8bq7DC8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/JqOgji9FTEHQ2q02BZaS8bq7DC8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=YzU8p8fU_yo:7kFSO-KZ0EU:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=YzU8p8fU_yo:7kFSO-KZ0EU:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=YzU8p8fU_yo:7kFSO-KZ0EU:UT3xtbGYFzA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=UT3xtbGYFzA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/avclub/daily/~4/YzU8p8fU_yo" height="1" width="1"/>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600http://www.avclub.com/articles/neil-diamond-a-cherry-cherry-christmas,35683/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://www.avclub.com/articles/neil-diamond-a-cherry-cherry-christmas,35683/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://feeds.theonion.com/~r/avclub/daily/~3/AHyfBgaPgBU/After spending most of the ’90s failing to bull their way out of the local scene, Nashville power-pop foursome <a target="_blank" href="/artists/the-shazam,101162/">The Shazam</a> developed some real momentum at the start of the ’00s, drawing international attention with the booming, crazily catchy albums <i>Godspeed The Shazam</i> and <i>Tomorrow The World</i>. And then… silence. Prior to the new album <i>Meteor</i>, The Shazam hadn’t released any new music since 2002, and yet <i>Meteor</i> doesn’t sound like the work of a band whose career has stalled. Produced by legendary arena-rock boardman Reinhold Mack (the man who gave E.L.O. and Billy Squier their ... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/rBpy8QI0gkM0sETW9ymagymSznw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/rBpy8QI0gkM0sETW9ymagymSznw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/rBpy8QI0gkM0sETW9ymagymSznw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/rBpy8QI0gkM0sETW9ymagymSznw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=AHyfBgaPgBU:GeAzPHz8Lkk:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=AHyfBgaPgBU:GeAzPHz8Lkk:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=AHyfBgaPgBU:GeAzPHz8Lkk:UT3xtbGYFzA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=UT3xtbGYFzA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/avclub/daily/~4/AHyfBgaPgBU" height="1" width="1"/>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-shazam-meteor,35685/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://www.avclub.com/articles/the-shazam-meteor,35685/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://feeds.theonion.com/~r/avclub/daily/~3/v-We0Tjy3aw/The ’00s were a turbulent time for the comic-book business, as mainstream publishers like DC and Marvel suffered the sales declines affecting nearly all print-purveyors, while publishers of what used to be known as “alternative” comics saw some of their products hitting bestseller lists and turning up on the front page of <i>The New York Times Book Review</i>. Superheroes were more popular at the multiplex, but in terms of readership and buzz, the story of the decade was how a handful of high-profile non-genre books helped advance the medium’s standing in literary society. And there were other big stories ... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/xMbkhwyOIyOqm_5JUyyI8VhAqWY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/xMbkhwyOIyOqm_5JUyyI8VhAqWY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/xMbkhwyOIyOqm_5JUyyI8VhAqWY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/xMbkhwyOIyOqm_5JUyyI8VhAqWY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=v-We0Tjy3aw:kCp8lV6SlxI:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=v-We0Tjy3aw:kCp8lV6SlxI:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=v-We0Tjy3aw:kCp8lV6SlxI:UT3xtbGYFzA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=UT3xtbGYFzA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/avclub/daily/~4/v-We0Tjy3aw" height="1" width="1"/>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-best-comics-of-the-00s,35713/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://www.avclub.com/articles/the-best-comics-of-the-00s,35713/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://feeds.theonion.com/~r/avclub/daily/~3/b-WcpnNFbos/<a target="_blank" href="/artists/jawbox,101127/">Jawbox</a>’s third album, <i>For Your Own Special Sweetheart</i>, was labeled a sellout by many punk purists upon its release in 1994. And in a sense, it was: The band let Atlantic Records water down the mix and release the album in a significantly tinnier, compromised form that hewed closer to the alt-rock production values of the ’90s. But Jawbox was never an alt-rock band; its previous full-lengths came out on the stridently independent label Dischord, and <i>Sweetheart </i>became one of the essential building blocks of post-hardcore. History has vindicated Jawbox—and now, the reissue of <i>Sweetheart </i>does the same ... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/WKeD7m5ZvkNtsSDARR05IVWRVBA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/WKeD7m5ZvkNtsSDARR05IVWRVBA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/WKeD7m5ZvkNtsSDARR05IVWRVBA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/WKeD7m5ZvkNtsSDARR05IVWRVBA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=b-WcpnNFbos:u2naMZW6rIc:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=b-WcpnNFbos:u2naMZW6rIc:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=b-WcpnNFbos:u2naMZW6rIc:UT3xtbGYFzA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=UT3xtbGYFzA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/avclub/daily/~4/b-WcpnNFbos" height="1" width="1"/>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600http://www.avclub.com/articles/jawbox-for-your-own-special-sweetheart,35680/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://www.avclub.com/articles/jawbox-for-your-own-special-sweetheart,35680/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://feeds.theonion.com/~r/avclub/daily/~3/dV6K95NX8Zs/By 2000, <a target="_blank" href="/artists/robbie-williams,92270/">Robbie Williams</a> had become a Brit icon by walking a tightrope of irreverent dance-rock precariously balanced over a chasm of cheesy adult-alternative drivel. Then Williams plummeted into that abyss and destroyed his pop-star persona. By 2007, he was acting like an artist gone nuts; bearded, chubby, and looking for UFOs in the desert, he recorded an unreleased experimental album that, he later said, would have amounted to “career suicide” (implying, of course, that his career was still alive). All of that resulted in the radio-cozy, polished <i>Reality Killed The Video Star</i>, Williams’ rehabilitation from eccentricity. Neurotically examining his ... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/1aXl-h2FlwsJYyZ-tVbluXo8jXs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/1aXl-h2FlwsJYyZ-tVbluXo8jXs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/1aXl-h2FlwsJYyZ-tVbluXo8jXs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/1aXl-h2FlwsJYyZ-tVbluXo8jXs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=dV6K95NX8Zs:YrNeJ0OWjig:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=dV6K95NX8Zs:YrNeJ0OWjig:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=dV6K95NX8Zs:YrNeJ0OWjig:UT3xtbGYFzA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=UT3xtbGYFzA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/avclub/daily/~4/dV6K95NX8Zs" height="1" width="1"/>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600http://www.avclub.com/articles/robbie-williams-reality-killed-the-video-star,35682/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://www.avclub.com/articles/robbie-williams-reality-killed-the-video-star,35682/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://feeds.theonion.com/~r/avclub/daily/~3/9V600Ddx2W0/<a target="_blank" href="/artists/doom,5817/">DOOM</a> used to rival <a target="_blank" href="/artists/madlib,6150/">Madlib</a> as hip-hop’s most prolific artist, but before this year’s <i>Born Like This, </i>he hadn’t put out a new album since 2005’s Dangermouse collaboration <i>The Mask And The Mouse. </i>Now eager to make up for lost time, DOOM is chasing <i>Born</i> with <i>Unexpected Guests</i>,<i> </i>a compilation of old tracks that dips deep into his catalog of track-stealing guest appearances. <i>Guests </i>doubles as an alternate greatest-hits album, cherry-picking essential collaborations like “Da Supafriendz” with Vast Aire and “Angels,” a <i>Charlie’s Angels-</i>themed teaming with <a target="_blank" href="/artists/ghostface-killah,7425/">Ghostface Killah</a> that provides a teasing glimpse at ... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/09H8Xbo4NWTJXUdcZVFm7d4_bFk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/09H8Xbo4NWTJXUdcZVFm7d4_bFk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/09H8Xbo4NWTJXUdcZVFm7d4_bFk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/09H8Xbo4NWTJXUdcZVFm7d4_bFk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=9V600Ddx2W0:GfSYnPswOec:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=9V600Ddx2W0:GfSYnPswOec:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=9V600Ddx2W0:GfSYnPswOec:UT3xtbGYFzA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=UT3xtbGYFzA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/avclub/daily/~4/9V600Ddx2W0" height="1" width="1"/>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600http://www.avclub.com/articles/doom-unexpected-guests,35677/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://www.avclub.com/articles/doom-unexpected-guests,35677/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://feeds.theonion.com/~r/avclub/daily/~3/eyzztgnAyXw/<a target="_blank" href="/artists/50-cent,32479/">50 Cent</a>’s popularity has been on a steep decline since his massive 2003 debut <i>Get Rich Or Die Tryin’</i>,<i> </i>but he’s doggedly stuck to the same formula, alternating cynical R&B-inflected slow jams with unapologetic odes to bloodshed, murder, and drug-dealing. “I’m far from eccentric / I’m so psychotic,” he raps gleefully on the album-opening “The Invitation,” setting the tone for an extended love letter to mindless aggression. On “So Disrespectful,” he sprays venom in every direction: It’d almost be easier to list the people he doesn’t insult than the ones he does. (Needless to ... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/5a6ICZG9aIoFJT7QsRZGZXwHV-M/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/5a6ICZG9aIoFJT7QsRZGZXwHV-M/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/5a6ICZG9aIoFJT7QsRZGZXwHV-M/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/5a6ICZG9aIoFJT7QsRZGZXwHV-M/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=eyzztgnAyXw:GDzN3YROx4g:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=eyzztgnAyXw:GDzN3YROx4g:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=eyzztgnAyXw:GDzN3YROx4g:UT3xtbGYFzA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=UT3xtbGYFzA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/avclub/daily/~4/eyzztgnAyXw" height="1" width="1"/>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600http://www.avclub.com/articles/50-cent-before-i-self-destruct,35676/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://www.avclub.com/articles/50-cent-before-i-self-destruct,35676/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://feeds.theonion.com/~r/avclub/daily/~3/u-wdcN-chVk/Legendary golden-age rapper <a target="_blank" href="/artists/rakim,7967/">Rakim</a> opens his first album in a decade with “How To Emcee,” and the regrettable words, “This is your Koran or Bible / To be a true MC icon or idol / The content you put in your songs are vital.” The song itself is a funky banger that schools listeners in the art Rakim once redefined, but that almighty content quickly drops off a couple of tracks into <i>The Seventh Seal</i>. Impressive rhyme schemes aside, “Documentary Of A Gangsta” takes a narrative tack that pales next to Ghostface’s work, while “Satisfaction Guaranteed” merely flips the theme of ... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/ex56iB1H7suZTJFFkw5qncQ_CTA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/ex56iB1H7suZTJFFkw5qncQ_CTA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/ex56iB1H7suZTJFFkw5qncQ_CTA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/ex56iB1H7suZTJFFkw5qncQ_CTA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=u-wdcN-chVk:oexoXvmqoEc:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=u-wdcN-chVk:oexoXvmqoEc:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=u-wdcN-chVk:oexoXvmqoEc:UT3xtbGYFzA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=UT3xtbGYFzA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/avclub/daily/~4/u-wdcN-chVk" height="1" width="1"/>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600http://www.avclub.com/articles/rakim-the-seventh-seal,35681/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://www.avclub.com/articles/rakim-the-seventh-seal,35681/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://feeds.theonion.com/~r/avclub/daily/~3/tMYqXt-ndhs/The alt-rock supergroup <a target="_blank" href="/artists/githead,101135/">Githead</a> consists of four veteran scenesters: Colin Newman of legendary art-pop act Wire, Malka Spiegel and Max Franken from Israeli rock-exotica band Minimal Compact, plus electronica pioneer Robin Rimbaud (a.k.a. <a target="_blank" href="/artists/scanner,69620/">Scanner</a>). The band came together almost as a lark in 2004, performing a few shows and recording some fairly experimental songs, but over the past three years, Githead has become more focused. The quartet’s third LP, <i>Landing</i>, continues in the direction of 2007’s <i>Art Pop</i>, delivering guitar-driven dance tracks that recall Wire’s mid-’80s flirtation with the pop charts, mixed with the ... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/62Atz1knHubkC5e_lMwhZ9f1aYU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/62Atz1knHubkC5e_lMwhZ9f1aYU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/62Atz1knHubkC5e_lMwhZ9f1aYU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/62Atz1knHubkC5e_lMwhZ9f1aYU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=tMYqXt-ndhs:lReQ5Q5VZ3Q:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=tMYqXt-ndhs:lReQ5Q5VZ3Q:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=tMYqXt-ndhs:lReQ5Q5VZ3Q:UT3xtbGYFzA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=UT3xtbGYFzA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/avclub/daily/~4/tMYqXt-ndhs" height="1" width="1"/>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600http://www.avclub.com/articles/githead-landing,35684/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://www.avclub.com/articles/githead-landing,35684/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://feeds.theonion.com/~r/avclub/daily/~3/ie7OTGlVwCA/Nothing advances the story in <em>Heroes</em> like the time <em>between</em> episodes—at least it feels that way, especially when the characters begin each one by explaining what's gone down in the interim and what's about to happen next. It must be amazing to be someone who's just tuning in to <em>Heroes</em> after so much time away, or dare I even imagine for the first time ever. (Run!) They must see those first few minutes and think, hey, I can do this. I'm all caught up, it sounds like some great stuff is about to go down ... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/B0wVGHfEU8ZdfwBZuYPwFEEnf2Q/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/B0wVGHfEU8ZdfwBZuYPwFEEnf2Q/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/B0wVGHfEU8ZdfwBZuYPwFEEnf2Q/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/B0wVGHfEU8ZdfwBZuYPwFEEnf2Q/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=ie7OTGlVwCA:vk7ARZktelQ:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=ie7OTGlVwCA:vk7ARZktelQ:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=ie7OTGlVwCA:vk7ARZktelQ:UT3xtbGYFzA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=UT3xtbGYFzA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/avclub/daily/~4/ie7OTGlVwCA" height="1" width="1"/>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:07:00 -0600http://www.avclub.com/articles/thanksgiving,35723/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://www.avclub.com/articles/thanksgiving,35723/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://feeds.theonion.com/~r/avclub/daily/~3/_eOM8TxKBIs/The previews for this week's episode, "Ignorance Is Bliss," had me nervous. Of everything that frustrates me about what <i>House</i> has become, the one thing I'm least able to tolerate is the back-and-forth between House and Cuddy--for reasons that I've detailed at some length and will no doubt wind up mentioning again in this review. Judging by the preview, "Ignorance" was going to focus on a group Thanksgiving dinner with House, Wilson, Cuddy, and Lucas, who like the proverbial cat, keeps returning no matter how many times I imagine him choking to death on his own tweeness ... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/yJTgKmDAH4MI_Ji0eeZziWZxELk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/yJTgKmDAH4MI_Ji0eeZziWZxELk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/yJTgKmDAH4MI_Ji0eeZziWZxELk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/yJTgKmDAH4MI_Ji0eeZziWZxELk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=_eOM8TxKBIs:PjaIpSMUpbs:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=_eOM8TxKBIs:PjaIpSMUpbs:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=_eOM8TxKBIs:PjaIpSMUpbs:UT3xtbGYFzA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=UT3xtbGYFzA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/avclub/daily/~4/_eOM8TxKBIs" height="1" width="1"/>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:52:00 -0600http://www.avclub.com/articles/ignorance-is-bliss,35722/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://www.avclub.com/articles/ignorance-is-bliss,35722/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://feeds.theonion.com/~r/avclub/daily/~3/1Ibsi2XLe9A/You're setting yourself up for failure if you bill your Thanksgiving episode as a sequel to one of the most beloved episodes of the series.  And for most of tonight's "Slapsgiving 2: Port of Call New Orleans," the failure is real.  It's all delayed gratification and garden-variety family drama until the last two minutes.  Then those last two minutes provide a high for the season so far.  Isn't that how it always is with sequels? It's Marshall and Lily's first time to be hosting Thanksgiving in their own apartment, and in gratitude for Ted ... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/lg_4uCOkOlAU7DU1_aQU7pizEng/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/lg_4uCOkOlAU7DU1_aQU7pizEng/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/lg_4uCOkOlAU7DU1_aQU7pizEng/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/lg_4uCOkOlAU7DU1_aQU7pizEng/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=1Ibsi2XLe9A:l19J-M7L2sw:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=1Ibsi2XLe9A:l19J-M7L2sw:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=1Ibsi2XLe9A:l19J-M7L2sw:UT3xtbGYFzA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=UT3xtbGYFzA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/avclub/daily/~4/1Ibsi2XLe9A" height="1" width="1"/>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:59:00 -0600http://www.avclub.com/articles/slapsgiving-2-revenge-of-the-slap,35720/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://www.avclub.com/articles/slapsgiving-2-revenge-of-the-slap,35720/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://feeds.theonion.com/~r/avclub/daily/~3/WfTU-OvgZf4/This double-DVD collection travels through 40 years of your favorite children's show, with clips from every season, interviews with cast and crew, as well as behind-the-scenes peeks. We're talkin' 4.5 hours of <em>Sesame Street</em>, plus never-before-seen backstage footage and surprises. And a book! You know you want it. Just <a href="mailto:avcontests@theonion.com?subject=SESAME%20STREET">send us an e-mail with your mailing address</a> (US addresses only, sorry), and we'll pick five lucky winners on or about December 2. ARV of prize: $29.98. Good luck! <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/UL2-Agzxpl5reRWAYNARYhLcn_Y/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/UL2-Agzxpl5reRWAYNARYhLcn_Y/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/UL2-Agzxpl5reRWAYNARYhLcn_Y/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/UL2-Agzxpl5reRWAYNARYhLcn_Y/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=WfTU-OvgZf4:kHw_sZStv5k:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=WfTU-OvgZf4:kHw_sZStv5k:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=WfTU-OvgZf4:kHw_sZStv5k:UT3xtbGYFzA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=UT3xtbGYFzA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/avclub/daily/~4/WfTU-OvgZf4" height="1" width="1"/>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:35:00 -0600http://www.avclub.com/articles/win-sesame-street-40-years-of-sunny-days-on-dvd,35716/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://www.avclub.com/articles/win-sesame-street-40-years-of-sunny-days-on-dvd,35716/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://feeds.theonion.com/~r/avclub/daily/~3/VMkVTslpAgw/"Director J.J. Abrams’ new vision of the greatest space adventure of all time, Star Trek features a young, new crew venturing boldly where no man has gone before, as it tells the story of how the brash Starfleet cadet James T. Kirk first meets a Vulcan named Spock, and earns the Captain’s chair of the Starship Enterprise. The film quickly became a critical and commercial smash hit worldwide, as audiences — confirmed Trekkers and newcomers alike — thrilled to a state-of-the-art action epic which both respected the legacy of Gene Roddenberry’s archetypal modern myth and forged ahead into an ... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/HWZ1xLEvDFIAxdQusB9TlTinoA0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/HWZ1xLEvDFIAxdQusB9TlTinoA0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/HWZ1xLEvDFIAxdQusB9TlTinoA0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/HWZ1xLEvDFIAxdQusB9TlTinoA0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=VMkVTslpAgw:ykjQqVDVUgY:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=VMkVTslpAgw:ykjQqVDVUgY:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=VMkVTslpAgw:ykjQqVDVUgY:UT3xtbGYFzA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=UT3xtbGYFzA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/avclub/daily/~4/VMkVTslpAgw" height="1" width="1"/>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0600http://www.avclub.com/articles/win-star-trek-the-art-of-the-film-book,35715/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://www.avclub.com/articles/win-star-trek-the-art-of-the-film-book,35715/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://feeds.theonion.com/~r/avclub/daily/~3/uXPJslNe1L8/<a href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118011726.html?categoryid=14&amp;cs=1">The good folks over at Variety report </a>that Oprah Winfrey, the most beloved figure in the history of the universe, is set to produce a sexy pilot written by <em>Secretary</em> scribe Erin Cressida Wilson for HBO. The show will follow the travails of a woman who spontaneously decides to abandon her husband and children for what the article hyperbolically describes as "the seamy underbelly of L.A, where she indulges her secret fantasies and desires." You know what that means; anal, money shots, daisy chains and many more kinky sex acts too depraved to describe here. We would like to ... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/AW5axMYuSJjUX732jDHY1UuOt24/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/AW5axMYuSJjUX732jDHY1UuOt24/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/AW5axMYuSJjUX732jDHY1UuOt24/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/AW5axMYuSJjUX732jDHY1UuOt24/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=uXPJslNe1L8:ADC_SlPcUWM:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=uXPJslNe1L8:ADC_SlPcUWM:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=uXPJslNe1L8:ADC_SlPcUWM:UT3xtbGYFzA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=UT3xtbGYFzA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/avclub/daily/~4/uXPJslNe1L8" height="1" width="1"/>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:38:00 -0600http://www.avclub.com/articles/oprah-to-produce-sexy-sexathon-pilot-for-hbo,35710/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://www.avclub.com/articles/oprah-to-produce-sexy-sexathon-pilot-for-hbo,35710/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://feeds.theonion.com/~r/avclub/daily/~3/ChPGsvJeJ1M/As anyone who saw <em>Twilight: Ballad Of The Melodramatic Papercut </em>this weekend can attest, CGI Huskies are totally the new Abstinence Vampires, breathing near each others' faces is the new kissing, and no character development is the new character development.  But what will be the new emotionally and physically abusive teen monster hotness? What will be the new CGI Huskies? Apparently it's Beasts With Really Good Balance. More specifically, it's Inside-Out Dudes With Evil Tattoos Who Can Stand On Top Of Bridges For Some Reason. Oh, and 10 seconds of vague monster transformation is the new movie trailer ... <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/TGsai0-MtoxL8JWXC8YXg0RZAIM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/TGsai0-MtoxL8JWXC8YXg0RZAIM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/TGsai0-MtoxL8JWXC8YXg0RZAIM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/TGsai0-MtoxL8JWXC8YXg0RZAIM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=ChPGsvJeJ1M:N3VFD1XpWbY:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=ChPGsvJeJ1M:N3VFD1XpWbY:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=ChPGsvJeJ1M:N3VFD1XpWbY:UT3xtbGYFzA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=UT3xtbGYFzA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/avclub/daily/~4/ChPGsvJeJ1M" height="1" width="1"/>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:02:00 -0600http://www.avclub.com/articles/insideout-dudes-with-evil-tattoos-are-the-new-were,35704/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://www.avclub.com/articles/insideout-dudes-with-evil-tattoos-are-the-new-were,35704/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://feeds.theonion.com/~r/avclub/daily/~3/y66pSgF30b8/A statement released from the publicist French electro duo <a target="_blank" href="/artists/daft-punk,31139/">Daft Punk</a> has dismissed <a target="_blank" href="http://www.azforums.net/index.php?/topic/27386-daft-punk-tour-2010/">recent rumors</a> of an upcoming tour. Here's the note in its entirety: There are no tour dates currently planned for Daft Punk.  The recent rumors of a Daft Punk tour are false.  We would like to ensure that no fans are taken advantage of by fictitious rumors of upcoming shows. The nation's ecstasy dealers have yet to issue a statement in response. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/8FsikNjlF-QQCnud0UlT-K0P2rE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/8FsikNjlF-QQCnud0UlT-K0P2rE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/8FsikNjlF-QQCnud0UlT-K0P2rE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/8FsikNjlF-QQCnud0UlT-K0P2rE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=y66pSgF30b8:qdtol71weaU:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=y66pSgF30b8:qdtol71weaU:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~ff/avclub/daily?a=y66pSgF30b8:qdtol71weaU:UT3xtbGYFzA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/avclub/daily?d=UT3xtbGYFzA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/avclub/daily/~4/y66pSgF30b8" height="1" width="1"/>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:19:00 -0600http://www.avclub.com/articles/no-daft-punk-tour-in-the-works,35700/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_dailyhttp://www.avclub.com/articles/no-daft-punk-tour-in-the-works,35700/?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=feeds&utm_source=avclub_rss_daily