Hatecast

MTV says: OMG, Look At These Guidos.

Amelie Gillette — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:06:05 +0000 GMT

Guy Fieri's giant blender, MTV's pre-ridiculed tool TV shows, and MC Hammer's disavowel of Hammerpants.

The Twilight Vampires Would Like To Sell You A Volvo

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:29:33 +0000 GMT

Awkward Twilight product placement, Twitter-based sitcoms, J Lo's future career as TV Movie Star, and interactivity stupidity.

Men text like this, but metrosexuals text like xxx

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 5 Nov 2009 22:25:00 +0000 GMT

The horrors of "metrotextuality," ABC's plan to create YouTube videos of celebrities dancing popular dances, and Wal-Mart caskets.

Y'all Jealous Of Sarah Palin

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:10:33 +0000 GMT

Fictional characters that are jealous of Sarah Palin, Charmin's devious Times Square bathroom plan, and Sandra "Here's A Stack Of Cakes" Lee.

Yell Me Better!

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:10:28 +0000 GMT

The prevalence of "Yell therapy" TV shows, George Clooney's sad fate, and how Maurice Sendak and Bronson Pinchot give the best interviews.

Oprah Lawsuits Are The Best Lawsuits

Amelie Gillette — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:30:14 +0000 GMT

The strange, ridiculous beauty of an Oprah lawsuit, Ivanka Trump's asinine new advice book, and Alicia Silverstone's magical, sparkling vegan diet.

Mo'Nique Knows She Can't Eat An Oscar

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 8 Oct 2009 21:42:19 +0000 GMT

Amelie and Nick Gallo discuss David Letterman's body language, Mo'Nique's search for an edible Oscar, and pointless celebrity voiceovers.

When You Arrest Roman Polanski, You Arrest All Film Festivals

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 1 Oct 2009 22:19:53 +0000 GMT

Amelie and ONN's Liz Koe discuss how this whole Roman Polanski arrest is really about art, how tell-all books need to step up their game and why the Brits love Friends.

Coyotes Vs. Jessica Simpson

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:57:43 +0000 GMT

Amelie and Matt Kirsch discuss Jessica Simpson's coyote-related sadness, the Ellen/American Idol debate, and the animosity between TV and the Internet.

Women Be Doin' Things

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 21:40:57 +0000 GMT

Kelly Shea and Amelie discuss non-existent sex bracelets, Denmark's dubious tourism strategy, Tyra's new shrine to herself, and how ladies enjoy doing things that people do.

A Very Special Hatecast (featuring David Cross)

Amelie Gillette — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:03:03 +0000 GMT

On this very special Hatecast, Amelie Gillette and David Cross discuss JesusTips.org and more.

This Podcast Is Sooo Mayo

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 3 Sep 2009 20:52:53 +0000 GMT

Amelie and Onion staff writer Will Tracy discuss Miracle Whip's place in the hipster pantheon, Showtime's misguided The Real L Word reality series, Jon Gosselin, pick-up artist, and other important terrible things.

Moms Just Wanna Have Fun. Instead, They Have Drinks.

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:01:58 +0000 GMT

Amelie and Onion News Network Writer and Casting Director Lang Fisher talk about the proliferation of "drunk mom" culture, KFC's breadless wonder sandwich The Double Down, and inspirational celebrity babies.

Yule Log (Featuring Bob Dylan)

Amelie Gillette — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 01:04:50 +0000 GMT

It's Christmas in August! To celebrate this non-holiday, Amelie Gillette and Onion News Network's Will Graham talk about Bob Dylan's upcoming Christmas album, what, exactly, Bravo thinks is art, and the difference between pumas and cougars.

Liberals watch Judd Apatow like this, but conservatives watch Judd Apatow like this

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:41:07 +0000 GMT

Amelie Gillette and former Onionite, current bon vivant, Jessie Altman talk about the neoconservative force that is Judd Apatow, Comedy Central's lukewarm roasts, people who are angry about people who are famous for being famous, and seasonal use of Activia yogurt.

A Quiverfull Of Duggars n' Exploitation

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 6 Aug 2009 23:13:46 +0000 GMT

Amelie Gillette and Seth Reiss discuss incest, freak shows, and the corruption of the human spirit. Translation: they talk about Ryan O'Neal's appropriate funeral pick-up lines; the ever-expanding Duggar line of TLC employees; and Mad Men-ification.

What would Lindsay Lohan do with Arthur Miller's bones?

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 22:01:02 +0000 GMT

Amelie Gillette and Megan Ganz talk about the unofficial Marilyn Monroe appreciation society, Tori Spelling's lose-lose feud with her mom, and Chris Brown's favorite viral video.

Beware the "mild cleavage" of Harry Potter.

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 22:08:41 +0000 GMT

Amelie and Baratunde Thurston discuss the Dove Foundation's position on Harry Potter, how much the Real Housewives owe Bravo, the impressive cellular acting of Renee Zellweger, and the tyranny of cupcakes.

Women watch True Blood like this, but men watch True Blood like...

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:44:56 +0000 GMT

Amelie Gillette and Caroline Creaghead dig into a few deeply-held beliefs about Showtime's new attempt to make burlesque happen; the way that women are from Venus and watch True Blood; the scourge of "mangagement rings;" and more!

Who wants to see some fat people jiggle?; "Hollywood" is calling; MJ's tigers are telepathically in mourning.

Amelie Gillette — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:35:03 +0000 GMT

Mike DiCenzo & Amelie Gillette discuss important terrible things.

Diddy Schools Everyone On "Man In The Mirror;" Real Products Of The Real Housewives; Carl's Jr Wins For Most Depressing Casting Call

Amelie Gillette — Fri, 3 Jul 2009 03:43:52 +0000 GMT

John Harris & Amelie Gillette discuss this week's important terrible things.

An unhappy Michael Bay; The Fatchelor; Scientology musical chairs, & More

Amelie Gillette — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:51:54 +0000 GMT

Megan Ganz & Amelie Gillette discuss this week's important terrible things

The comedic stylings of Glenn Beck; McDonald's innovations; Karl Lagerfeld, & More

Amelie Gillette — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 12:52:38 +0000 GMT

Joe Garden & Amelie Gillette discuss this week's important terrible things.