Hatecast

Brian Williams Really Wanted To Be On This Podcast

Amelie Gillette — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 13:51:25 -0600 GMT

The Hatecast returns to wish you a Happy Hatesgiving.

Your Dog Doesn't Care About Patron

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 18:35:26 -0500 GMT

Pam Grier's coked-up cervix, computers for girls, nightclubs for dogs, and Donald Trump's unconvincing condolences.

It Rubs The Sex And The City On Its Skin

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 17:47:51 -0500 GMT

tSex & The City vs. The Arab World, the "brave" new world of unairbrushed photos, and those pesky Arrested Development movie rumors.

All Of Them Ninjas

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 15:49:46 -0500 GMT

Babies and other idiotic movie titles, ninjas with resumes, and people who are disappointed Conan didn't start an actual late night war.

Gwyneth Paltrow Should Be Sent To The Tower

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 8 Apr 2010 16:33:35 -0500 GMT

Mr. Mariah Carey, Dame Gwyneth Paltrow, Nicholas "I'm exactly like Hemingway" Sparks, and more.

The -istas Must Be Stopped

Amelie Gillette — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 10:46:59 -0500 GMT

Kelsey Grammer's social networking site, "kitchenistas," Twitter feuds, and Madonna's daughter's clothing line.

Men Are From Mars, Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Insane

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 17:45:31 -0500 GMT

Jennifer Love Hewitt's book/cry for help, Vince Neil's rockin' airline/misery-for-hire, and the key to the mysteries Lost/the scourge of fans.

Mike Tyson: Boxer, Rapist, Pigeon-Racing Star Of Animal Planet

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:46:56 -0500 GMT

Mike Tyson's pigeon-racing, E!'s Pretty Wild, and how horse-murdering turned Lisa Jo Druck into Rielle Hunter.

Kirstie Alley's Diet Drink Will Save The World

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:50:30 -0600 GMT

Kirstie Alley's delusions of organic diet drink grandeur, which room of your metaphorical house bad self-help books should be in, and Betty White.

Our Contractually Obligated Real Housewives Mega-Hatecast

Amelie Gillette — Wed, 3 Mar 2010 22:11:27 -0600 GMT

In this very special edition of the Hatecast, we dissect one of these all-consuming important terrible things: Bravo's Real Housewives franchise.

Natalie Portman's Stoner Comedy Is So High

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 16:41:28 -0600 GMT

How The Marriage Ref came to be, what Australia expects from Whitney Houston, the problem with pot comedies, and more.

What Would Jay-Z Do?

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 16:20:03 -0600 GMT

Post-Rapture pet-sitting services, everyone should be more like Jay-Z, and Madonna will never stop.

Bruce Willis Is A Wannabe Wolfman

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 17:08:46 -0600 GMT

Bruce Willis's tips for wolf-killin', the baby version of Shark Week, can the Jersey Shore brand be ruined, and more.

This Podcast Is Like In Cold Blood With Humor

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 4 Feb 2010 15:52:51 -0600 GMT

Steven Tyler's karaoke adventures, Harvey Weinstein's tips for NPR interviews, and Italy's love for Auntie Mame.

Oscar Fever Is A Terminal Illness

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 18:03:26 -0600 GMT

Everything that is terrible about award shows, including red-carpet questions, tremor acceptance speeches, Sandra Bullock, and more.

Spartacus Promises Historically Accurate Orgies

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:22:12 -0600 GMT

Cable's love of historical sex shows, the upcoming Us Weekly guide to words like "momshell," and awful movie taglines.

Avatar Is Probably Going To Kill You

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 17:43:45 -0600 GMT

Avatar can kill you, Paul Reiser's kids' book Jay Leno & The Big Bad Network, and people who call themselves "paleos."

Domino's Cannot Believe You Were Eating Domino's

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 7 Jan 2010 17:26:27 -0600 GMT

Tyra Banks' television demise, a Jonas Brother gets married/laid, Domino's sudden hatred of Domino's pizza, and more!

How To Talk About Insufferable Child Authors

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:04:19 -0600 GMT

A cute kid author's terminally cute advice books, Rolling Stone: The Restaurant, Lady Gaga, and how Ron Livingston doesn't get Wikipedia.

Taylor Swift To Revolutionize The Greeting Card Industry

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 3 Dec 2009 16:36:50 -0600 GMT

Al Roker's murder mystery, Taylor Swift's greeting cards, the yoga olympics, and Mariah Carey's couch lowerers.

MTV says: OMG, Look At These Guidos.

Amelie Gillette — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:06:05 -0600 GMT

Guy Fieri's giant blender, MTV's pre-ridiculed tool TV shows, and MC Hammer's disavowel of Hammerpants.

The Twilight Vampires Would Like To Sell You A Volvo

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:29:33 -0600 GMT

Awkward Twilight product placement, Twitter-based sitcoms, J Lo's future career as TV Movie Star, and interactivity stupidity.

Men text like this, but metrosexuals text like xxx

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 5 Nov 2009 16:25:00 -0600 GMT

The horrors of "metrotextuality," ABC's plan to create YouTube videos of celebrities dancing popular dances, and Wal-Mart caskets.

Y'all Jealous Of Sarah Palin

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:10:33 -0500 GMT

Fictional characters that are jealous of Sarah Palin, Charmin's devious Times Square bathroom plan, and Sandra "Here's A Stack Of Cakes" Lee.

Yell Me Better!

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:10:28 -0500 GMT

The prevalence of "Yell therapy" TV shows, George Clooney's sad fate, and how Maurice Sendak and Bronson Pinchot give the best interviews.

Oprah Lawsuits Are The Best Lawsuits

Amelie Gillette — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 14:30:14 -0500 GMT

The strange, ridiculous beauty of an Oprah lawsuit, Ivanka Trump's asinine new advice book, and Alicia Silverstone's magical, sparkling vegan diet.

Mo'Nique Knows She Can't Eat An Oscar

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 8 Oct 2009 16:42:19 -0500 GMT

Amelie and Nick Gallo discuss David Letterman's body language, Mo'Nique's search for an edible Oscar, and pointless celebrity voiceovers.

When You Arrest Roman Polanski, You Arrest All Film Festivals

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 1 Oct 2009 17:19:53 -0500 GMT

Amelie and ONN's Liz Koe discuss how this whole Roman Polanski arrest is really about art, how tell-all books need to step up their game and why the Brits love Friends.

Coyotes Vs. Jessica Simpson

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:57:43 -0500 GMT

Amelie and Matt Kirsch discuss Jessica Simpson's coyote-related sadness, the Ellen/American Idol debate, and the animosity between TV and the Internet.

Women Be Doin' Things

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:40:57 -0500 GMT

Kelly Shea and Amelie discuss non-existent sex bracelets, Denmark's dubious tourism strategy, Tyra's new shrine to herself, and how ladies enjoy doing things that people do.

A Very Special Hatecast (featuring David Cross)

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 19:03:03 -0500 GMT

On this very special Hatecast, Amelie Gillette and David Cross discuss JesusTips.org and more.

This Podcast Is Sooo Mayo

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 3 Sep 2009 15:52:53 -0500 GMT

Amelie and Onion staff writer Will Tracy discuss Miracle Whip's place in the hipster pantheon, Showtime's misguided The Real L Word reality series, Jon Gosselin, pick-up artist, and other important terrible things.

Moms Just Wanna Have Fun. Instead, They Have Drinks.

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:01:58 -0500 GMT

Amelie and Onion News Network Writer and Casting Director Lang Fisher talk about the proliferation of "drunk mom" culture, KFC's breadless wonder sandwich The Double Down, and inspirational celebrity babies.

Yule Log (Featuring Bob Dylan)

Amelie Gillette — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 20:04:50 -0500 GMT

It's Christmas in August! To celebrate this non-holiday, Amelie Gillette and Onion News Network's Will Graham talk about Bob Dylan's upcoming Christmas album, what, exactly, Bravo thinks is art, and the difference between pumas and cougars.

Liberals watch Judd Apatow like this, but conservatives watch Judd Apatow like this

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:41:07 -0500 GMT

Amelie Gillette and former Onionite, current bon vivant, Jessie Altman talk about the neoconservative force that is Judd Apatow, Comedy Central's lukewarm roasts, people who are angry about people who are famous for being famous, and seasonal use of Activia yogurt.

A Quiverfull Of Duggars n' Exploitation

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 6 Aug 2009 18:13:46 -0500 GMT

Amelie Gillette and Seth Reiss discuss incest, freak shows, and the corruption of the human spirit. Translation: they talk about Ryan O'Neal's appropriate funeral pick-up lines; the ever-expanding Duggar line of TLC employees; and Mad Men-ification.

What would Lindsay Lohan do with Arthur Miller's bones?

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 17:01:02 -0500 GMT

Amelie Gillette and Megan Ganz talk about the unofficial Marilyn Monroe appreciation society, Tori Spelling's lose-lose feud with her mom, and Chris Brown's favorite viral video.

Beware the "mild cleavage" of Harry Potter.

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 17:08:41 -0500 GMT

Amelie and Baratunde Thurston discuss the Dove Foundation's position on Harry Potter, how much the Real Housewives owe Bravo, the impressive cellular acting of Renee Zellweger, and the tyranny of cupcakes.

Women watch True Blood like this, but men watch True Blood like...

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:44:56 -0500 GMT

Amelie Gillette and Caroline Creaghead dig into a few deeply-held beliefs about Showtime's new attempt to make burlesque happen; the way that women are from Venus and watch True Blood; the scourge of "mangagement rings;" and more!

Who wants to see some fat people jiggle?; "Hollywood" is calling; MJ's tigers are telepathically in mourning.

Amelie Gillette — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:35:03 -0500 GMT

Mike DiCenzo & Amelie Gillette discuss important terrible things.

Diddy Schools Everyone On "Man In The Mirror;" Real Products Of The Real Housewives; Carl's Jr Wins For Most Depressing Casting Call

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 2 Jul 2009 22:43:52 -0500 GMT

John Harris & Amelie Gillette discuss this week's important terrible things.

An unhappy Michael Bay; The Fatchelor; Scientology musical chairs, & More

Amelie Gillette — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:51:54 -0500 GMT

Megan Ganz & Amelie Gillette discuss this week's important terrible things

The comedic stylings of Glenn Beck; McDonald's innovations; Karl Lagerfeld, & More

Amelie Gillette — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:52:38 -0500 GMT

Joe Garden & Amelie Gillette discuss this week's important terrible things.