The Onion - Photos http://www.theonion.com/content Images from The Onion -- America's Finest News Source en-us Check It Out: Deer http://www.theonion.com/content/index/4552 <img src="http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Check-It-R.article.jpg" alt="Check It Out: Deer" title="Check It Out: Deer" width="385" height="292" /> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/MH-SQ8-JvR6JvFFH3qWIfiJfdVU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/MH-SQ8-JvR6JvFFH3qWIfiJfdVU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/MH-SQ8-JvR6JvFFH3qWIfiJfdVU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/MH-SQ8-JvR6JvFFH3qWIfiJfdVU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p> Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:42:29 EST http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Check-It-R.article.jpg Check It Out: Deer ]]> Nation's Music Snobs Protest Predictable Use Of Metallica, Pantera To Torture Prisoners http://www.theonion.com/content/node/99259 <img src="http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Nations-Music-R.article.jpg" alt="Music Snobs" title="Music Snobs" width="250" height="137" />Prominent arbiters of taste have criticized the CIA's deplorable tactic of cranking mainstream garbage into the ears of enemy combatants. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/tnhMFuhfRktrDDD0MIk7n1hbh6U/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/tnhMFuhfRktrDDD0MIk7n1hbh6U/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/tnhMFuhfRktrDDD0MIk7n1hbh6U/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/tnhMFuhfRktrDDD0MIk7n1hbh6U/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p> Sat, 21 Nov 2009 09:00:33 EST http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Nations-Music-R.article.jpg Music Snobs Prominent arbiters of taste have criticized the CIA's deplorable tactic of cranking mainstream garbage into the ears of enemy combatants.]]> Montessori School Of Dentistry Lets Students Discover Their Own Root Canal Procedures http://www.theonion.com/content/node/99256 <img src="http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Montessori-School-C.article.jpg" alt="Dentist" title="Dentist" width="250" height="167" />Classrooms are designed to be nonjudgmental arenas for discovery. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/Fsu9Z1wb2XLgtR1Tb79QCUIBnj8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/Fsu9Z1wb2XLgtR1Tb79QCUIBnj8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/Fsu9Z1wb2XLgtR1Tb79QCUIBnj8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/Fsu9Z1wb2XLgtR1Tb79QCUIBnj8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p> Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:00:17 EST http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Montessori-School-C.article.jpg Dentist Classrooms are designed to be nonjudgmental arenas for discovery.]]> Inside The Obama White House: Specifically The Air Conditioning Duct Near The West Wing http://www.theonion.com/content/index/4552 <img src="http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/obama_revised.jpg" alt="Inside The Obama White House: Specifically The Air Conditioning Duct Near The West Wing" title="Inside The Obama White House: Specifically The Air Conditioning Duct Near The West Wing" width="457" height="584" /> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/_DPum7TgjxIJje6o0EDAyvGoDqA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/_DPum7TgjxIJje6o0EDAyvGoDqA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/_DPum7TgjxIJje6o0EDAyvGoDqA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/_DPum7TgjxIJje6o0EDAyvGoDqA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p> Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:31:31 EST http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/obama_revised.jpg Inside The Obama White House: Specifically The Air Conditioning Duct Near The West Wing ]]> This Would Be The Best Mental Hospital Ever If Elliott Gould Weren't Hiding In The Toilet http://www.theonion.com/content/node/99252 <img src="http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/This-Would-R.jpg" alt="Gregg Clayton" title="Gregg Clayton" width="90" height="120" /><p>I've been a patient at the Sunhaven Mental Health Center for about six months now, and I honestly can't say enough about what a fantastic...</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/uNCYGYqkpR2NnyMSW0a-gxnu10c/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/uNCYGYqkpR2NnyMSW0a-gxnu10c/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/uNCYGYqkpR2NnyMSW0a-gxnu10c/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/uNCYGYqkpR2NnyMSW0a-gxnu10c/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p> Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:00:32 EST http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/This-Would-R.jpg Gregg Clayton

I've been a patient at the Sunhaven Mental Health Center for about six months now, and I honestly can't say enough about what a fantastic...

]]> Norman Esiason Finally Outgrows Childish Nickname http://www.theonion.com/content/index/4552 <img src="http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Boomer-Esiason.article.jpg" alt="Boomer Esiason" title="Boomer Esiason" width="385" height="292" /> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/IAPAwbXmaxzIYRJX_tNhT1Orgkk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/IAPAwbXmaxzIYRJX_tNhT1Orgkk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/IAPAwbXmaxzIYRJX_tNhT1Orgkk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/IAPAwbXmaxzIYRJX_tNhT1Orgkk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p> Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:40:39 EST http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Boomer-Esiason.article.jpg Boomer Esiason ]]> Patriots Lead Colts At Halftime http://www.theonion.com/content/node/99296 <img src="http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Colts-Pats.article.jpg" alt="Colts Pats" title="Colts Pats" width="250" height="142" /><p>INDIANAPOLIS&#8212;As of press time, the New England Patriots, playing on the road against an undefeated Indianapolis team, are headed into...</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/Yn5mwntRINJDdhsHe2LATm8OMKY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/Yn5mwntRINJDdhsHe2LATm8OMKY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/Yn5mwntRINJDdhsHe2LATm8OMKY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/Yn5mwntRINJDdhsHe2LATm8OMKY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p> Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:00:45 EST http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Colts-Pats.article.jpg Colts Pats

INDIANAPOLIS—As of press time, the New England Patriots, playing on the road against an undefeated Indianapolis team, are headed into...

]]> December Named National Awareness Month http://www.theonion.com/content/node/99237 <img src="http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/December-Named-Jump-R.article.jpg" alt="National Awareness Month" title="National Awareness Month" width="193" height="299" />Despite organizers' best intentions, many passersby who aren't already off in space will confuse this poster with an ad for an upcoming movie. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/QJLvUV3VAO_A1QPY0-wUUMIYOhU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/QJLvUV3VAO_A1QPY0-wUUMIYOhU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/QJLvUV3VAO_A1QPY0-wUUMIYOhU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/QJLvUV3VAO_A1QPY0-wUUMIYOhU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p> Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:02:23 EST http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/December-Named-Jump-R.article.jpg National Awareness Month Despite organizers' best intentions, many passersby who aren't already off in space will confuse this poster with an ad for an upcoming movie.]]> Billboard Seems Oddly Proud Sting Will Be Playing At Foxwoods Casino http://www.theonion.com/content/index/4552 <img src="http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/SB-Billboard-Seems-redo2.article.jpg" alt="Billboard Seems Oddly Proud Sting Will Be Playing At Foxwoods Casino" title="Billboard Seems Oddly Proud Sting Will Be Playing At Foxwoods Casino" width="385" height="292" /> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/2yKq2U5-X5qCnFQeH2Ci5_Y8RQY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/2yKq2U5-X5qCnFQeH2Ci5_Y8RQY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/2yKq2U5-X5qCnFQeH2Ci5_Y8RQY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/2yKq2U5-X5qCnFQeH2Ci5_Y8RQY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p> Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:00:25 EST http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/SB-Billboard-Seems-redo2.article.jpg Billboard Seems Oddly Proud Sting Will Be Playing At Foxwoods Casino ]]> Nation's Fast Food Patrons No Longer Trusted To Dispense Own Ketchup http://www.theonion.com/content/node/99145 <img src="http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Nations-Fast-R.article.jpg" alt="Ketchup" title="Ketchup" width="250" height="167" />Ketchup is not, as many seem to believe, an unlimited commodity. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/hXQzyGVKXwKeXaSzGA8rJB1f4Ps/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/hXQzyGVKXwKeXaSzGA8rJB1f4Ps/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/hXQzyGVKXwKeXaSzGA8rJB1f4Ps/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/hXQzyGVKXwKeXaSzGA8rJB1f4Ps/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p> Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:00:27 EST http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Nations-Fast-R.article.jpg Ketchup Ketchup is not, as many seem to believe, an unlimited commodity.]]>