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Read The Onion at www.theonion.com.2009 The Onion, Inc.ComedyThe OnionYesThu, 19 Nov 2009 20:02:02 ESThttp://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/survey_positive_things <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/9pgiKC_Kj5FN-9jzWv4KzO4LHMs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/9pgiKC_Kj5FN-9jzWv4KzO4LHMs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/9pgiKC_Kj5FN-9jzWv4KzO4LHMs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/9pgiKC_Kj5FN-9jzWv4KzO4LHMs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/LtXDNW8nVuY/survey_positive_thingshttp://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/survey_positive_thingshttp://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files%2Fradionews%2F026_Positive_Things_F.mp3&title=Survey%3A+Positive+Things+Better+Than+Negative+Things&issue=4552The OnionYesTue, 17 Nov 2009 20:00:27 ESThttp://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/local_teen_to_explore_own <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/nVPXWHnAG6umDk708ljXUIYPR3M/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/nVPXWHnAG6umDk708ljXUIYPR3M/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/nVPXWHnAG6umDk708ljXUIYPR3M/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/nVPXWHnAG6umDk708ljXUIYPR3M/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/Xe1cxfXxX7o/local_teen_to_explore_ownhttp://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/local_teen_to_explore_ownhttp://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files%2Fradionews%2F006_Teen_Explores_Body_Wed.mp3&title=Local+Teen+To+Explore+Own+Body&issue=4547The OnionYesSun, 15 Nov 2009 13:00:02 ESThttp://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/pentagon_engineers_develop <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/m4dKIazGxd5d7gdcTPY1m-dSBEA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/m4dKIazGxd5d7gdcTPY1m-dSBEA/0/di" border="0" 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