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<title>Burundi Beef Council: 'Please Send Beef'</title>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 09:58:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>New Mommy A Lot Prettier</title>
<itunes:author>The Onion</itunes:author>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 16:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain Of Modern Life</title>
<itunes:author>The Onion</itunes:author>
<itunes:summary />
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 17:25:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Jerry Lewis Undergoes Emergency Gefloigel Surgery</title>
<itunes:author>The Onion</itunes:author>
<itunes:summary />
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<pubDate>Wed, 8 May 2013 15:55:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>'Everything's $10,000' Chain Goes Out Of Business</title>
<itunes:author>The Onion</itunes:author>
<itunes:summary />
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 19:20:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Joe Biden's 7 Techniques For Enlarging Your Member</title>
<itunes:author>The Onion</itunes:author>
<itunes:summary />
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 14:13:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>National Pork Council: Many Americans Suffer From Pork Deficiency</title>
<itunes:author>The Onion</itunes:author>
<itunes:summary />
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<pubDate>Wed, 3 Apr 2013 14:30:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>What Should Have Been Waffles Eaten For Breakfast</title>
<itunes:author>The Onion</itunes:author>
<itunes:summary />
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<pubDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2013 16:09:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>An Airport Security Pig Finds Concealed Truffles</title>
<itunes:author>The Onion</itunes:author>
<itunes:summary />
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 11:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>NASA Is Baffled By The Failure Of Its Straw Shuttle</title>
<itunes:author>The Onion</itunes:author>
<itunes:summary />
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2013 10:50:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Scientists Discover The Gene That Makes You Eat The Whole God Damn Bag Of Chips</title>
<itunes:author>The Onion</itunes:author>
<itunes:summary />
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 18:15:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Richard Simmons Fighting For Life In Estrogen Tent</title>
<itunes:author>The Onion</itunes:author>
<itunes:summary />
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 13:25:00 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Dead Werewolf Was Apparently Allergic To Peanuts</title>
<itunes:author>The Onion</itunes:author>
<itunes:summary />
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<pubDate>Fri, 8 Mar 2013 17:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Pea Farmers Say They Alone Keep Peas From Overrunning Planet</title>
<itunes:author>The Onion</itunes:author>
<itunes:summary />
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 16:28:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Picture At Party Comes Out Great</title>
<itunes:author>The Onion</itunes:author>
<itunes:summary />
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:21:00 -0500</pubDate>
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