60http://www.theonion.com/content/radionewsen-us2009 The Onion, Inc.yesThe Onion Radio News is a daily podcast featuring a short news clip from The Onion's award-winning 24-hour radio news network. Read The Onion at www.theonion.com.The Onion Radio News is a daily podcast featuring a short news clip from The Onion's award-winning 24-hour radio news network. Read The Onion at www.theonion.com.2009 The Onion, Inc.ComedyThe OnionYesMon, 6 Jul 2009 20:00:28 EDT/content/radio_news/large_hadron_collider <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/KsTIyo7Js7CW0LvD8O4PCRD8j78/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/KsTIyo7Js7CW0LvD8O4PCRD8j78/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/KsTIyo7Js7CW0LvD8O4PCRD8j78/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/KsTIyo7Js7CW0LvD8O4PCRD8j78/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/radionews/~3/NEdRpwSFFBk/large_hadron_colliderhttp://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/large_hadron_colliderhttp://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files%2Fradionews%2F09-112_Lady_Particle_T.mp3&title=Large+Hadron+Collider+Detects+Elusive+%27Lady+Particle%27&issue=4528The OnionYesSun, 5 Jul 2009 20:00:10 EDT/content/radio_news/pacifist_rooster_is_torn <p><a 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