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      Vice President Cheney Seen Dragging Egg Sac Through West Wing Fri, Jan 09 2009

      Vice President Cheney Seen Dragging Egg Sac Through West Wing

      92323

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      Fri, Jan 09 2009

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      New High-Tech Laugh-O-Meter Can Measure 1/1,000th Of A Titter Thu, Jan 08 2009

      New High-Tech Laugh-O-Meter Can Measure 1/1,000th Of A Titter

      92322

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      Thu, Jan 08 2009

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      Robbie Knievel Plans Transcontinental Wheelie Wed, Jan 07 2009

      Robbie Knievel Plans Transcontinental Wheelie

      92320

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      Wed, Jan 07 2009

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      Scientists Discover Pumpkin-Pie-Based Cancer Cure Tue, Jan 06 2009

      Scientists Discover Pumpkin-Pie-Based Cancer Cure

      92319

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      Tue, Jan 06 2009

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      NASA Embarks On First Mission To Iowa Mon, Jan 05 2009

      NASA Embarks On First Mission To Iowa

      92307

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      Mon, Jan 05 2009

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      Roomba Continues Gathering Evidence Against Human Captor Sun, Jan 04 2009

      Roomba Continues Gathering Evidence Against Human Captor

      91825

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      Sun, Jan 04 2009

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      Bomb Sniffing Dog Humps Bomb Defusing Robot Sat, Jan 03 2009

      Bomb Sniffing Dog Humps Bomb Defusing Robot

      91824

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      Sat, Jan 03 2009

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      Voice Recognition Software Yelled At Fri, Jan 02 2009

      Voice Recognition Software Yelled At

      91823

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      Fri, Jan 02 2009

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      Super Bladder Improves Urination Process Thu, Jan 01 2009

      Super Bladder Improves Urination Process

      91822

      http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/498_Super_Bladder_Th.mp3&title=Super Bladder Improves Urination Process&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

      Thu, Jan 01 2009

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      Super Monkey Collider Loses Funding Wed, Dec 31 2008

      Super Monkey Collider Loses Funding

      91821

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      Wed, Dec 31 2008

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        Clinton Finally Takes Responsibilty For Bush Administration's Failures Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Clinton Finally Takes Responsibilty For Bush Administration's Failures

        91984

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/06-215-Clinton-Takes-Responsibility.mp3&title=Clinton Finally Takes Responsibilty For Bush Administration's Failures&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

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        Clinton Seduced By Suave International Diamond Thief Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Clinton Seduced By Suave International Diamond Thief

        91985

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/091 -clinton-seduced.mp3&title=Clinton Seduced By Suave International Diamond Thief&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        clinton_seduced_by_suave

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        Clinton Breaks Off Talks With Carpetland Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Clinton Breaks Off Talks With Carpetland

        91986

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/103-Clinton-Breaks-Talks-With-Carpetland.mp3&title=Clinton Breaks Off Talks With Carpetland&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        clinton_breaks_off_talks

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        Bill Clinton Will Become A Spokesman For Manwich Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Bill Clinton Will Become A Spokesman For Manwich

        91987

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/180-Manwich.mp3&title=Bill Clinton Will Become A Spokesman For Manwich&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        bill_clinton_will_become_a

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        Clinton Written Up By Total Bitch Supervisor Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Clinton Written Up By Total Bitch Supervisor

        91988

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/324-Bitch-Supervisor.mp3&title=Clinton Written Up By Total Bitch Supervisor&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        clinton_written_up_by_total

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        Free Agent Clinton Signs 5-Year, $37 Million Deal With Argentina Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Free Agent Clinton Signs 5-Year, $37 Million Deal With Argentina

        91989

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/349-Argentina.mp3&title=Free Agent Clinton Signs 5-Year, $37 Million Deal With Argentina&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        free_agent_clinton_signs_5

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        Clinton Unveils New Prize Hopping Toad Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Clinton Unveils New Prize Hopping Toad

        91990

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/578-Toad.mp3&title=Clinton Unveils New Prize Hopping Toad&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        clinton_unveils_new_prize

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        Don King Enjoys Grandilomentitudinous Sandwich Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Don King Enjoys Grandilomentitudinous Sandwich

        91977

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/343-Don-King-Enjoys-Sandwich.mp3&title=Don King Enjoys Grandilomentitudinous Sandwich&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        don_king_enjoys_0

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        Arby's Apologizes For New Beef 'N' Bacon Sandwich Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Arby's Apologizes For New Beef 'N' Bacon Sandwich

        91978

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/01-121-Arby-Apologizes.mp3&title=Arby's Apologizes For New Beef 'N' Bacon Sandwich&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        arbys_apologizes_for_new

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        Man Can't Decide Whether To Give Sandwich To Homeless Or Ducks Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Man Can't Decide Whether To Give Sandwich To Homeless Or Ducks

        91979

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/02-065-Homeless.mp3&title=Man Can't Decide Whether To Give Sandwich To Homeless Or Ducks&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        man_cant_decide_whether_to

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        Two New Burger King Sandwiches Negate Each Other Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Two New Burger King Sandwiches Negate Each Other

        91980

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/02-221-Burger.mp3&title=Two New Burger King Sandwiches Negate Each Other&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        two_new_burger_king

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        New Prescription-Only Sandwich Extra Delicious Tue, Dec 18 2007

        New Prescription-Only Sandwich Extra Delicious

        91981

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/04-158-Prescription.mp3&title=New Prescription-Only Sandwich Extra Delicious&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        new_prescription_only_0

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        Scientists Create First Test-Tube Sandwich Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Scientists Create First Test-Tube Sandwich

        91982

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/07-017-Test-tube-sandwitch.mp3&title=Scientists Create First Test-Tube Sandwich&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        scientists_create_first_tes_0

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        Arby's Debuts New Postapocalyptic Sandwich Deals Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Arby's Debuts New Postapocalyptic Sandwich Deals

        91991

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/07-109-Post-Apocolyptic-Menu.mp3&title=Arby's Debuts New Postapocalyptic Sandwich Deals&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        arbys_debuts_new

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        Church Canceled Due To Lack Of God Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Church Canceled Due To Lack Of God

        91968

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/056.5_Church_Cancelled.mp3&title=Church Canceled Due To Lack Of God&issue=4452&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        church_canceled_due_to_lack

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        Love And Forgiveness Of Christ Now Available In New Gel Form Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Love And Forgiveness Of Christ Now Available In New Gel Form

        91969

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/110_Salvation_In_Gel_Form.mp3&title=Love And Forgiveness Of Christ Now Available In New Gel Form&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        love_and_forgiveness_of

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        Vatican Condemns Wack MCs Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Vatican Condemns Wack MCs

        91970

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/185_Pope_Whack.mp3&title=Vatican Condemns Wack MCs&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        vatican_condemns_wack_mcs

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        Face Of Jesus Seen On Miracle Hippie Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Face Of Jesus Seen On Miracle Hippie

        91971

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/265_Miricle_Hippie.mp3&title=Face Of Jesus Seen On Miracle Hippie&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        face_of_jesus_seen_on

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        Christian Rockers Deny Kicking Ass Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Christian Rockers Deny Kicking Ass

        91972

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/290_Christian_Rockers.mp3&title=Christian Rockers Deny Kicking Ass&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        christian_rockers_deny

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        Man With Hammer-Induced Thumb Injury Appeals To Christ Almighty Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Man With Hammer-Induced Thumb Injury Appeals To Christ Almighty

        91973

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/326_Man_Appeals_To_Christ.mp3&title=Man With Hammer-Induced Thumb Injury Appeals To Christ Almighty&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        man_with_hammer_induced_0

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        Desire To Ejaculate Motivates Local Christian To Wed Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Desire To Ejaculate Motivates Local Christian To Wed

        91974

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/342_Desire_To_Ejaculate_Motivates.mp3&title=Desire To Ejaculate Motivates Local Christian To Wed&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        desire_to_ejaculate

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        Christ Announces Hiring Of Associate Christ Tue, Dec 18 2007

        Christ Announces Hiring Of Associate Christ

        91975

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/369_Associate_Christ.mp3&title=Christ Announces Hiring Of Associate Christ&issue=4501&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Dec 18 2007

        christ_announces_hiring_of_0

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        Pure Silk To Stream From Cindy Crawford's Ass Sun, Dec 16 2007

        Pure Silk To Stream From Cindy Crawford's Ass

        91831

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/153-Silk-From-Cindy-Crawfords-Ass.mp3&title=Pure Silk To Stream From Cindy Crawford's Ass&issue=4451&prefix=ORN

        Sun, Dec 16 2007

        pure_silk_to_stream_from

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        Tom Bosley Named Secretary Of Naps Sat, Dec 16 2006

        Tom Bosley Named Secretary Of Naps

        91832

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/225-Secretary-Of-Naps.mp3&title=Tom Bosley Named Secretary Of Naps&issue=4451&prefix=ORN

        Sat, Dec 16 2006

        tom_bosley_named_secretary

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        Enormous Grace Slick Threatens California Coastline Fri, Nov 16 2007

        Enormous Grace Slick Threatens California Coastline

        91833

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/588-Enormous-Grace-Slick.mp3&title=Enormous Grace Slick Threatens California Coastline&issue=4451&prefix=ORN

        Fri, Nov 16 2007

        enormous_grace_slick

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        Jerry Lewis Undergoes Emergency Gefloigel Surgery Tue, Oct 16 2007

        Jerry Lewis Undergoes Emergency Gefloigel Surgery

        91843

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/01-131-Jerry-Lewis.mp3&title=Jerry Lewis Undergoes Emergency Gefloigel Surgery&issue=4451&prefix=ORN

        Tue, Oct 16 2007

        jerry_lewis_undergoes_0

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        Science Guy Bill Nye Killed In Massive Vinegar/Baking-Soda Explosion Sun, Sep 16 2007

        Science Guy Bill Nye Killed In Massive Vinegar/Baking-Soda Explosion

        91844

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/01-036_Bill_Nye.mp3&title=Science Guy Bill Nye Killed In Massive Vinegar/Baking-Soda Explosion&issue=4451&prefix=ORN

        Sun, Sep 16 2007

        science_guy_bill_nye_killed

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        Russell Crowe Agrees To Lower Testosterone Levels Sat, Dec 15 2007

        Russell Crowe Agrees To Lower Testosterone Levels

        91845

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/05-121-Russell-Crowe.mp3&title=Russell Crowe Agrees To Lower Testosterone Levels&issue=4451&prefix=ORN

        Sat, Dec 15 2007

        russell_crowe_agrees_to

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        Nicole Richie Attempts To Do Whatever She Does On Her Own Fri, Dec 15 2006

        Nicole Richie Attempts To Do Whatever She Does On Her Own

        91846

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/06-036-nicole-richie.mp3&title=Nicole Richie Attempts To Do Whatever She Does On Her Own&issue=4451&prefix=ORN

        Fri, Dec 15 2006

        nicole_richie_attempts_to_do

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        Peter Gallager Once Again Named Eyebrow Magazine's Man Of The Year Thu, Aug 16 2007

        Peter Gallager Once Again Named Eyebrow Magazine's Man Of The Year

        91847

        http://track.theonion.com/podcast_redirect.mp3?file=files/radionews/06-225-Eyebrow-Magazine.mp3&title=Peter Gallager Once Again Named Eyebrow Magazine's Man Of The Year&issue=4451&prefix=ORN

        Thu, Aug 16 2007

        peter_gallager_once_again

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